Well thats how Sam scored...
“Scored”?
This fate could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend.
“I will take it. I will take the-“
“What. What. WHAT. are you doing?!”
…
“You’re a three foot midget, not a knight! Step a-way from that ring!”
“I must take the Ring to Mordor!”
“If you do this you’re…
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“… get yourself some ale and a fine piece of Rosie Cotton.”
What do you mean by that, you sassy elf?
legolasgreenleafbestandprettiest:
Sorry Borry.
HEY THAT RHYMES!if Boromir was a whore he would be pretty broke.
I heard he made out with a hot dog…
With a hot dog?
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